I'm looking for a new couch.
The snot green couch has sprung one too many springs to be comfy any longer.
So, I'm looking at furniture store websites.
The fabric for couches is touted as good for "40,000 rubs"
The question they DON'T answer is: what is a rub: one sit? What if I don't get up for like...100 hours?
Does that still count as just one?
Somehow, I've restrained myself from emailing or online chatting with customer service about this question.
Given I assume a polar bear pose on the couch most days...maybe I should just invest in the stone ledge.
How's your Sunday going?