Thursday, July 23, 2020

Madame Panda, votre Uber est ici!

The Columbus Zoo tweeted
A red panda is missing from her habitat at the Zoo. She is not a threat to the public. If anyone near the Zoo sees a small red mammal with a long, fluffy striped tail, please contact the Columbus Zoo immediately at Security Dispatch: 614-582-1844. bit.ly/2CUMOd5
 They followed up with this:


So, where did she go?
Ten words or less! 

post in the comments column here!

34 comments:

Mister Furkles said...

She went for cuddles. Zoo concierges don't provide that.

Carolynnwith2Ns said...

Pandaaaa…..Clark Griswold ran, Panda clinging to his back.

NLiu said...

She's at the masked ball, dancing a tango with Zorro.

nightsmusic said...

Panda, Panda where you be?
Panda, Panda In a tree!

AJ Blythe said...

Watching the two-legged animals from the gift store toy shelf.

Leone said...

My favorite part of the post is "She is not a threat to the public." Because she looks so threatening.

Amy Johnson said...

Sly raccoon is visiting her colorist at the beauty salon.

Craig F said...

Enticing Panda in Chief to feature Red in a cartoon

Nate Wilson said...

Cleveland: A++ bamboo
Toledo: spacious
Akron: instant camaraderie (transfer requested)

Laura Stegman said...

She's going to Disneyland! And heading for great disappointment.

CynthiaMc said...

Stowed away on Falcon 9 headed for the ISS.

Beth Carpenter said...

She's not missing, she simply secured a cloak of invisibility.

charlogo said...

To her stylist for an inch off around the ears.

Steve Forti said...

She's sending Janet to Carkoon. Ten words or fewer. Tsk.

Mike Hays said...

Farewell, zookeeper! As the Kansans say, "Ad Astra per Aspera."

Kate Larkindale said...

She needed something to read so popped down to the library.

Karen McCoy said...

In hiding. Publicity stunt. She was tired of internet cats.

BrianH said...

Perhaps she donned a collar and learned to purr?

The notice describes her as "a small red mammal with a long, fluffy striped tail" -- how many calls do you think they'll get reporting sightings of squirrels?

CED said...

To the capital city of Hell?

John Davis Frain said...

Check the sink. She's already mastered the mask-wearing part.

Theresa said...

My house.

Gingermollymarilyn said...

Collecting her crown for the cutest thing ever!

Lennon Faris said...

Visiting her friend the rhino, apparently. Found!

Now I can stop checking the news and thinking about her cubs.

BJ Muntain said...

She's visiting her cousins, the Giant Pandas in another zoo.

Brenda said...

Night club.

KDJames said...

Clearly, she's on a mission to demonstrate adorable mask-wearing.


[Forti-- have you been to Carkoon lately? *snort*]

AJ Blythe said...

Lennon, thanks for the update - I'm glad she was found (sounds like she just needed time out from the kids!)

Fearless Reider said...

Spa day! Ever lived with newborn twins? It's a zoo.

french sojourn said...


Touring with the Westminster Dog show as a Newfie-doodle.

roadkills-r-us said...

Accidentally beamed up with Captain Kirk. Hiding with the tribbles.

Kaphri said...

I wanna' travel, you don't. I'm outta here!

Margaret S. Hamilton said...

She's at her postponed book reading for LIFE BEHIND BARS.

Panda in Chief said...

To a protest against those imposter black and white pandas

Panda in Chief said...

I just saw what you did Craig F! For your information I already have! You can see it here (I don't know how to link-i-fy). https://www.yourbrainonpandas.com/where-are-the-real-pandas/