"Tell me lies, but let them come from a place of real truth."--Bethany Joy
Say "fiction novel" one more time. I dare you.
"Really, you think I look like a fricking Husky?...get me inside now!"
I said throw me the slush pile, not throw me the slushy.
You know I don't do snow.
I'm not telling you again. We are moving to Florida.
My Vet was right, Head and Shoulders doesn't work on dogs.
I was told there'd be ham.
You wait. I'm getting the cat onto you for this.
You didn't read all the queries on Query Shark.
All right, where's the Duchess of Yowl?
When you wake up and realize the 100th flash fiction contest isn't posted yet. ; )
Resting Bitch Face.
Speaking of the Canon… Yeah, I lifted my leg on it. I’m a dog. What would you have done? In my defense, She said no before but now said yes “in a Twitter pitch fest.” So I asked her, “Where’s this twitter thing? I can pee anywhere.” I don’t think she heard me because she said, “When your life goes off the rails, try Twitter pitching. C’mon, let’s go home. I’ve got Some housekeeping to do. Plus, it’s time for a Caption contest!” Sometimes there’s no talking with humans. I should be more like Pablo and Henry and play dumb.
You put my sock in the dryer, didn't you?
Screw snow; I'm pooping in the dinning room.
"I could tell you how much I hate snow balls in 100 words... or I could just bite your leg off. You choose."
Listen up, Snowflake...let me in now or I'll leave a steaming present for you right here on the porch.
It's not supposed to snow the end of April!
I said, "Take the cannoli" not "Eat the cannoli".
May snow? Does not compute.
You took my snow, didn't you?
My plea is "Justifiable groundhogicide." I'm crowdsourcing my legal fees. You in?
That moment when your song comes on, but you're too cold to dance...
"You want your damn paper? Gp get your own damn paper."
Vegan dog food?
Snow flakes? Nope. Soap flakes? Nope.Nope flakes? Yep.
No, I'm not a "salty dog"...it's snow, SNOW!:So let me inside,Not outside,OldWoman!(note the "forti" there Steve?)
I was promised sun puddles.
No, I will NOT be squatting in the snow.
Cover your mouth. Please.
You fucking fetch.
If you need alone time with her, just freaking say so-it's c-c-c-cold out here!
I told you I'd find you. Now, about that rejection . . .
You said it was summer outside!Now feed me and then you won't need a new flat.
I said steak, dammit!
"If that cat doesn't quit laughing at me through the window, I'm going to...oh...who am I kidding? That cat kicks my butt every time."
Rules are rules. Your comment was one hundred and ONE words. Grrrrrr
You said "beach"!
Nope. I will never tell you or the cat where the bodies are buried.
You said it was getting too hot in Florida. We should go home and be comfortable. Yeah, right.
Snow in May? Good grief! That pesky bird dive-bombed me, didn't it?
"Winter is coming,or came? I don't even know anymore!"
You're making this whole "Man's Best Friend" thing harder than it needs to be.
Painted the doggy door with Acme paints, did you?
Last chance, Snookums. Show me the bone.
I told Janet, anti-dandruff shampoo and this is what she brings me?
Stick that hat on me and I'll turn you into a longshot in a heartbeat.
"When you wanna hang out,you've got to take her out...ah-chew!...Cocaine."
I know what you're thinking. Did she throw six balls or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself...
(Looking at comment date stamps it's after 7pm so hope I can be pardoned for posting a tech comment/question... I think I read in the comments yesterday that Janet changed the colour of hyperlinks to red. I noticed the NYC time in this post is actually a hyperlink. Is it red? 'Cause I'm colourblind and the red text looks the same colour as the rest of the text. Not wanting to make things difficult, but I was wondering if there was any chance blue or underlining could be used for hyperlinks, Janet?)
Woof is a four letter word.(Too late, but fun!)
If you brush the snow off right now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
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