"I am seeking representation for my novel, a completed Non-Fiction Romantic Crime Drama."
Even if your novel observes the laws of gravity, and respects the laws of physics you do not ever say your novel is non-fiction. Many things in a novel may be true. That does not make it non-fiction.
A "non-fiction novel" is narrative non-fiction. You'll see "non-fiction novel" used to describe early works in this category; IN COLD BLOOD is a classic example.
But now, and forever onward, here's the rule:
1. Novels are fiction by definition. (no fiction novels much like there is no presidential president)
2. Non-fiction with a narrative arc, and a riproaring good story is "narrative non-fiction."
3. If you don't observe this rule, I will arrange for my non-fictional flying monkeys to visit you.
13 comments:
After they're done, can I borrow the monkeys to send after some of my students? They will come home very well fed...as long as they enjoy student flesh (but no brains; those might make the monkeys sick).
Maybe it was a "novel" idea?
If I may play devil's advocate, perhaps the writer of the query for a non-fiction novel is attempting to show off his/her grasp of oxymoron.
And wouldn't a fiction novel be an example of a repetitious redundancy?
Bwaa haa haaa!
I like the old 'Romantic Crime' bit. Whaddya do, beat 'em to death with a rose bush? Throw one of those 'bear holding a heart' from a high enough distance and bean 'em?
LOVE romantic crime!
Carol
I have to ask, is 'crime dramas' a phrase applied to novels? Because I haven't heard that used before.
Also, I want a flying monkey. ;-)
Er, that should be crime DRAMA. Don't know why I made it plural.
Ahh darn, I was hoping to send a fictional query for my non-fiction novel!
Fictional novel, non-fictional novel, let's call the whole thing off. *said in singsong voice*
I hope the people who send these things to you read your blog carefully--there is a plethora of helpful information here.
The non-fictional flying monkeys are classic...and would be quite useful, too.
OMG, can I borrow your flying monkeys for Halloween? They would look fantastic perched on my porch!
I'll match your flying monkeys with my fancy, flying narwhals!
Too funny! Please don't unleash your scary monkeys on me!
You see, you're such an agenty agent, going around agenting all the time that the querier couldn't help it!
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