So of course, Jeff Somers will be part of a reading that night.
Here are the deets
When I put client events on my datebook, I also try to rally the troops:
Me to Sean Ferrell: Jeff is doing a reading on 10/10/10. You in? Drinks after I hope!
Sean: Sure! I'll go if Jeff will void the restraining order.
Me:(cc to Sean) Hey Jeff, can you call off the restraining order for one Ferrell, Sean? We need as many in the audience as possible, right? I'll make sure he wears pants so you don't have to.
Sean: I thought I told you pants were off the table. Speaking of which, who the hell took my pants off the table. They were freshly ironed.
Jeff: Can I get you guys to start chanting "Pants, pants, pants!" every time I try to speak?
Sean: The real question is, can you get us to stop?
(#gracetopia whispering from Twitter: I think they should both wear poodle skirts)
For this and other hilarity, mark your datebooks now!