Yesterday's caption contest provided some welcome comic relief to the week. Is anyone else just slogging along right now? I can't quite seem to find my joie de vivre these days, so your hilarious comments were very welcome.
Herewith the entirely subjective, and totally un-scientific results.
Ok, so, I missed it. Honestly, I need supervision these days. This is what happens when you post things 20 minutes after you write them. I need to take my own best advice: let something sit for a while. Argh. (Sorry Colin!)
Steve Forti dared to go there!
Say "fiction novel" one more time. I dare you.as did CynthiaMc
You didn't read all the queries on Query Shark.
Jennifer R. Donohue is exactly on target
I was told there'd be ham.
PAH is both subtle and hilarious
Resting Bitch Face.
These all made me laugh out loud
Melanie Sue Bowles
That moment when your song comes on, but you're too cold to dance...
You're making this whole "Man's Best Friend" thing harder than it needs to be.
As did Patricia L. Shelton , but somewhat with an ewww mixed in as well
Cover your mouth. Please.
Unfortunately for Theresa, the caption Celebrity Guest Judge was not Her Grace
All right, where's the Duchess of Yowl?otherwise this would have been a sure fire winner!
In a Forti-esque tour de force Kitty!
Speaking of the Canon… Yeah, I lifted my leg on it. I’m a dog. What would you have done? In my defense, She said no before but now said yes “in a Twitter pitch fest.” So I asked her, “Where’s this twitter thing? I can pee anywhere.” I don’t think she heard me because she said, “When your life goes off the rails, try Twitter pitching. C’mon, let’s go home. I’ve got Some housekeeping to do. Plus, it’s time for a Caption contest!”
and in a stunning reminder of The World is Weird, this entry from Sam Hawke
If you brush the snow off right now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
was posted just about the time I was watching - for the first time mind you - the movie from which this is quoted. What are the chances?!
Hands down, not even close, the winner is Mallory Love
When you wake up and realize the 100th flash fiction contest isn't posted yet. ; )Mallory Love if you'll email me with your mailing address and what you like to read, we'll fix you up with a prize!
Thanks to all of you who contributed captions and hilarity to this rather rainy dreary weekend. And to Susan Pogorzelski for lending us all her wonderful Riley for the photo.