"Fiction is the purest art. Commercial fiction is the butter, the darkest chocolate, and the finest malt. That's why we are so addicted to it."--Angie Brooksby-Arcangioli
Well, they do have those "record your own" novelty cards now. I'm sure you could get one that would accept "air horn blast" as input. I suggest the oversized ones that are so large the whole card (plus the person holding it) jumps as it plays back.
The "fresh arterial spray" comment had me rolling. Thanks for the link! :D
Do not encourage her! You know it will only lead to picking up your phone, only to hear the *blaaaat* of an air horn in lieu of a greeting.
I'm fairly certain I'm in love with Death Kitten. Air horn blasts? Not so much.
I thought 'time to redo your makeup' meant it'd be sad. I was a little wary of looking. The pic for the agent was priceless.I wish I had a snake.
Thanks for the repost. It made my day.
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