Me: oh my god these people just can NOT follow directions!
God: (quietly) Maybe your directions aren't as clear as you think they are, Janet.
Later that same day
Me: oh my god that person is saying mean things about me!
God: (somewhat exasperatedly) You have that person on mute.
Me: I was looking for something they tweeted to illustrate how ungrateful they were.
God: (patiently) so you went looking for something so you could say mean things about them?
Me: (very very quietly) well, when you put it that way...
God: is there another way to put it?
So, have you been getting any gentle nudges from the Universe lately?