I once mentioned my friend bought a Bernese/Pyrenees mix. Well, apparently they're like potato chips because she just got another. Never not 300lbs of dog. Note that Ludo, the older one, kept his absurd ear poofs; his ears are floppy and flat against his head in this photo.\
Next, I keep getting robocalls from a New York area code, and while wasting their time long ago ceased to amuse me. I have a full manuscript in line for a read from a New York agent so I answer....With that in mind, once I go full Jack Reacher and hunt down whoever is responsible for this telephonic pestilence, is it still acceptable to drop them into a plain old gasoline powered wood chipper, or should I use something greener like a tank of starving piranha? Or perhaps army ants? I know publishing as a community is very environmentally aware, and I wouldn't want to commit a faux-pas.Also, lest you worry, I won't use sharks. Sharks are too good for them.