That was the only standard for this contest. The entries that made me laugh the hardest are listed below. As always, it was keen competiton;
French sojourn 8:25am
I was blessed to be born a cat, but cursed having OCD, damn crooked pictures.
Sharyn Eckburg 9:29am
I can’t believe they took down the picture of me and put this shit up instead.
As the cat burglar checked behind every frame for the wall safe, he thought, once again, how opposable thumbs could have improved his profit margin.
Julie Weathers 10:14am
John Berendt was racking his brain for a title to his new book when he noticed Midnight attacking his garden of butterfly and dragon paintings.
Claire Bowbrow 12:09pm
House rules, she said.
No climbing on the drapes, she said.
I don’t believe she did.
Mention it, I mean.
Janice Grinyer 12:46pm
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU!! NO...WIRE...HANGERS...!!!"
~ kitty dearest
Not Jana 12:47pm
Feline Buttonweezer finishing off the sea leg adjustment room on Carkoon while cussing out Canine Buttonweezer for eating all pictures of kale.
Scott Sloan 2:53pm
Peter Parkour is more like it…
♫ Spidercat, Spidercat…
Does whatever a Spidercat does ♫
I don’t need no stinkin’ web…
AJ Blythe 3:37pm
Officer, you've made a mistake. I was framed!
Everybody mocked me, said Mama musta hung out with strays, cuz I sure looked funny after cocooning--tail and claws insteada wings. Who’s laughing now?
Steve Stubbs 6:33pm
This comment isn’t an entry. It is a comment about incomplete sentences. Since we are limited to 25 words I shall be brief. I can’t
Let me know your comments on the finalists.
I have a pretty good idea of who the winner is but I like to give it some time to ferment overnight in case inspiration strikes in the middle of the night!
Final results later today.