Here's a clue:
In this day of complete disjoint between truth and fact, between what's said, what's heard and what's true, there is only one entry that is hilarious beyond laughter, the true absurdist cum laud:
All the other entries were funny, but this was absurdly hilarious, and so I loved it most.
Of course, it's even funnier if Steve didn't actually intend it as an entry.
And best of all: this is going to make you all nutso, and tormenting writers is my idea of fun on a cold Monday morning.