I ran a quick contest on Saturday, induced when I needed some of the restorative powers of the comment column, and after requesting three count em three full manuscripts in one day.
I asked you to guess how many full manuscripts I'd requested this year.
Some of you clearly missed the "this year" part and thought I meant "ever"
| 879 |
Bill Negotiator |
| 741 |
Laurie Lamb |
| 716 |
El El Piper |
| 617 |
Lynn Guelzow |
| 427 |
Michele Lynn |
| 427 |
Kalli |
| 402 |
Erin |
| 333 |
Denise Beucler |
| 326 |
Stacy |
| 303 |
Lisa Bodenheim |
| 301 |
Ruthy | | |
|
Some of you might have thought I meant in this decade:
| 279 |
Sarah Meral |
| 266 |
Janet Johnson |
| 258 |
JennyC |
| 247 |
Unknown #2 |
| 222 |
Deep River |
| 219 |
Ellen |
| 212 |
mrsfringe |
| 205 |
Alyssa Carlier |
| 204 |
Becky Mushko |
| 189 |
Josh Johnstun |
| 178 |
Dan McFadden |
| 176 |
MB Owen |
| 162 |
Wordnerdlove |
| 158 |
S.P.Bowers |
| 157 |
Rami McShane |
| 156 |
Dena |
| 151 |
Kevin |
And then there are those of you who really think I either don't work very hard or am VERY hard to please:
| 17 |
Christine Edwards |
| 12 |
Antonia Malchik |
| 8 |
slcortazar |
The remainder were in the ballpark at least.
Angela V. Cook was only off by 9
Unknown #3
and Poor Dead Jed were only off by 8
Britta Boudreau
and DLM were only off by 1.
That makes Verna Austen the very best guesser at 78.
BUT, the most amazing part of the contest were your comments. Honestly you've outdone yourselves this time. I think I laughed about every single one. What a great weekend tonic you provided.
Here are just a very few of the standouts:
Ones about the numbers:
Mister Furkles:
I don't believe it is 47 but I like 47 and it
doesn't get the attention it deserves.
Rae Chang:
49 because it is just so pretty
bass:
I'm gonna guess 51. It seems like a cute and oft
forgotten number.
Slcortazar:
My best guess is 8, for no other reason that I
like that number. It's neat and tidy.
And comments about the couch and everything else:
mrsfringe:
Come sob on my sofa. No cats, but a dog who thinks
she is one.
poor dead jed:
I can rent some kittens for the day if you
swing the contest my way, Sharky-Snookums. ;-)
Michele Lynn:
If I win please send a book.
My couch is usually full of teenage girls sobbing over their less than perfect
suburban lives,
Ruthy:
You are welcome to cry on my sofa. I like a challenge
and I need someone new to bake for. These people are animals and not in a good
way.
Angela:
You can come sob on my couch. I haven't done any
querying in a while, so my couch could use a good watering.
Unknown (8:49am)
And I'm going to say book because I have a 5
year old and a 2 year old--I have enough people sobbing on my couch from time
to time!
Donnaeverhart:
You can come and squall to your heart's content
on my couch. Trust me, you'd wail at the sight of it anyway. It's very comfy,
but 20 years old. Little dog has decided it's his chore to end it's misery and
attempts to destroy a bit more of it everyday. If you're still weeping on it on
January 2nd, I'm sorry to say you'll be hauled away to wherever old sofas go.
April:
If I win I'll take the book, because I'm not willing to
pay for your airfare all the way to Tokyo. ;)
Amy Simonson:
138, and I offer my couch and access to all the
alcohol in my house which is significant at the moment as I'm hosting Christmas
dinner for 14.
Kalli:
If I win, I would like a book please. I was tempted by
the idea of you sobbing on my sofa, because I've been doing exactly that ever
since my beloved bunny passed away just over two weeks ago, and I figured it
was someone else's turn, but I think a book might cheer me up more :-)
p.s. that was not a shameless bid for the sympathy vote. After all, this is not
the X factor final
p.p.s if a shameless bid for the sympathy vote would have worked, then please
disregard my previous statement
Becky Mushko:
Should I win, I'll take the book. My couch is
full of cats, and they yield space to no one—not even sharks
Sarah:
You can come sob on my sofa, but can you bring a book?
I'll make tiny red velvet cupcakes, or green Christmas tree spritz cookies.
Dena Pawling:
I choose book, because I have a teen-aged
daughter, and honestly my house is already way too full of drama.
But nothing by Laird Barron. I scare easily.
Kari Lynn Dell:
102, because that was my kid's temperature
last evening and it's approximately the number of cows and horses I have to
pack feed to this morning. And I should take a book because I'm quite sure you
don't want to experience the sensation of tears freezing on your cheeks.
Jennifer D:
Couch, so you can hang with my very sad 5 year old
son who thinks he's in an freaking Annie movie because I made him help me clean
the house this morning.
S.D. King:
And somebody's got to sleep on my couch this
Christmas - it might as well be you!
LynnRodz: 26
You can come cry on my couch, it makes out into a
queen size bed and quite comfy actually. I'll even have my French chef whip up
a wonderful dinner with warm crusty baguette straight from the oven. The wine
will be flowing and you'll soon stop crying, because who cries in Paris???
JennyC:
Will be in FL at my parent's with lots of nieces and
nephews. Mom and Dad have a comfy couch for sobbing and the girls will paint
your toenails cheerful colors.
And here are the two top comments, chosen for very different reasons of course!
Colin Smith:
My guess: 128 (the average of all the guesses as of 11:58 ET).
And I think I'd rather have you sobbing on my couch. It's a win-win for
everyone:
My wife will feed you her grandmother's cheesecake, which is beyond awesome.
#1 child will share makeup tips and talk to you about her favorite books.
#2 child will teach you Korean, Chinese, and Japanese, and make her incredible
Lo Mein for you.
#3 child will dazzle you with his Legend of Zelda skills, and invite you to
team up with him... if you dare!
#4 child will draw your portrait.
#5 child will give you hugs and wait on you hand-and-foot.
#6 child will talk to you about anything. Anything. Don't expect to say much
back.
And I won't need a book, because you'll bring all those awesome manuscripts
with you for us to read. :)
Brian:
37.
I pick you sobbing on my couch(it really is comfy),
that way I can read you my novel and you can't escape. I can also tuck you in,
prop your feet up, it'll be like Misery. That was a feel good story right?
Colin, Brian, and Verna, if you'll email me your mailing address and an idea of what kinds of books you like, we'll get your prizes in the mail.
Thanks to everyone for participating. You not only made my day, you made my whole weekend!