A pal of mine is on vacation someplace I'd never heard of. Her boss casually mentions to me that "her work e-mail has locked her out of remote access."
Even if she wanted to work, she can't. Literally can NOT.
So I googled the name of the place where she is:
And then, just to add salt to the wound, I get an email from her PRIVATE non-work email with a photo:
And yes, that low moaning sound you hear is me keening with envy.
All I can hope for is that her return trip pilot turns out to be named Otto.