As I have no proven track record of stellar investigative pieces, I will gladly bring them coffee, patch bullet holes, fix the photocopier, create those databases and enter the data.
Brings back memories of the good (?) old days sitting through pre-trial hearings and committee hearings and drinking really bad coffee (cold) at midnight while editors scream, "GET IT IN THE QUEUE!" Work in a news room, and every nerve ending becomes permanently dulled.
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I would but the commute from London would be a Bi-atch!
I want to work for this outfit.
As I have no proven track record of stellar investigative pieces, I will gladly bring them coffee, patch bullet holes, fix the photocopier, create those databases and enter the data.
And I would be willing to commute from Illinois.
Well, I'd love to have a writing job, but I'm afraid of giant roaches.
Had me until the giant roaches....nope, nope, nope... :)
Dental?
My Pet Goat...LMAO!
Sarasota sounds like my kind of town! I've already sent my resume' to them. :-)
*swoon* My kind of journalists. Long may they rampage.
Brings back memories of the good (?) old days sitting through pre-trial hearings and committee hearings and drinking really bad coffee (cold) at midnight while editors scream, "GET IT IN THE QUEUE!" Work in a news room, and every nerve ending becomes permanently dulled.
I'd apply for this job. Well, ten years ago.
Hilarious! I definitely am not their kind of sicko, but I like that they're so honest about what they want. :)
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