I'm a high school teacher, and one of the benefits of summer vacation is NOT dealing with Twilight every day. (Even though I have some girls who wouldn't be reading if it weren't for those books.)
This was amazing. My favorite bit was Jacob describing their history with the cold ones:
"it make a snack of mine people. so we killt him. and use every part."
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It really needs a whole Joey from Friends line. "How you doin'?"
I'm a high school teacher, and one of the benefits of summer vacation is NOT dealing with Twilight every day. (Even though I have some girls who wouldn't be reading if it weren't for those books.)
This was amazing. My favorite bit was Jacob describing their history with the cold ones:
"it make a snack of mine people. so we killt him. and use every part."
Good thing I didn't have my coffee yet.
urgh--no time to read all that yet could *not* stop! LOL--"and use evry part"... the end. :D
ROFLMAO! Someone had waaaaay too much time on their hands, but that was brilliantly funny. Thanks for the giggle :)
Brilliant.
Cheers!
I nearly pissed myself laughing at that! Thank you!
too funny.
That was so needed.
It brought me to tears! Thanks for sharing.
I did see the movies and I can tell you straight up this was wayyy better acting.lol
And those segues into random plot twists are spot on.
Also Edward is hotter as a cat. I'm just sayin'.
Enough! I am jonesing for another 100 word writing contest! :)
Fantastic! I'm saving that one and showing it to a friend. She and I both went to the Twilight premier.
OMG!!! Laughed so hard i have tears running down my face. That was the BEST Janet!
I have one of those love-hate relationships with Twilight (I love to hate it) and I was actually THAT bored this weekend. I saw it.
This made the pain go away. Thank you.
Some brilliant, brilliant lines in ther!
Frieking awesome.
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I sent it to my niece who is both a LOL cats and twilight fan!
Hi! I made this. Thanks for the link Janet and I'm glad y'all liked it!
(hehe, I was especially proud of the part about the natives using every part of the cold one).
And yes, I have far too much time on my hands. Unemployment will do that to you.
Thank you SO MUCH for sharing this. It was almost as entertaining as the movie--no, I mean that the other way around.
Thank you for posting this. Soooo funny!
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