Me: Hey Suzie! Look at those cool Simpsons figures! Go sit in Homer's lap; I'll take your picture; it'll be fun.
Passing NYT Bestselling author: are you ok?
Me: (unable to reply due to guffaws at Suzie knocking over every single Simpson in her slide to the floor)
Suzie: yes, I'm fine! SHE however (pointing at me) is chum!
Me: Wait! Wait! I want to take your picture!
Suzie: Janet, I'm going to beat you to a pulp with that camera one of these days!