Suzie: OK!
Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide.
Passing NYT Bestselling author: are you ok?
Me: (unable to reply due to guffaws at Suzie knocking over every single Simpson in her slide to the floor)
Suzie: yes, I'm fine! SHE however (pointing at me) is chum!
Me: Wait! Wait! I want to take your picture!
Suzie: Janet, I'm going to beat you to a pulp with that camera one of these days!
8 comments:
Could have been worse... Suzie could have hanged on to Homer's crotch in her accidental fall. Imagine the caption on that!
...did Suzie decapitate Maggie?!?!
No godsends were hurt during the making of this blog post.
None of the Simpsons were hurt either. Marge was messed up before we got there.
..and how many people witnessed this?
Where's Maggie's head??????
If you wanted to join the family, shoving Dad aside and beheading the baby probably wasn't the way to go. You could have slipped between Bart and Lisa and become "Suzie, the unjaundiced nanny."
hahahaha-why do I miss all the good stuff???
By the way, I'm totally bruised and sore today as a result of this fall.
There once was an agent named Suzie--
The hijack she pulled was a doozie.
Then she met up with fate,
And now she's shark bait,
For Janet has caught her all woozie.
Oh, payback....
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