(this is the lobby of Suzie's apartment building AFTER I discovered her crime!)There once was a book thief named Suzie,
and the crime she pulled off was a doozie,
The arc she purloined,
was not hers but moin,
And I'll have my revenge come this Tuesday.
and the crime she pulled off was a doozie,
The arc she purloined,
was not hers but moin,
And I'll have my revenge come this Tuesday.
10 comments:
I take it you're a land shark.
At least you don't have to worry about fingerprints with fins.
WORSE than a landshark, I am a QUERYSHARK!
Don't worry; I'll tell the police that you were busy rejecting me at the time of the murder.
I am in awe of your limerick writing abilities.
Who, in my building, became your victim? Since I am still alive and well?
Poor Susie. I'm going to miss her.
A case of mistaken identity. So is the arc bloodless?
Alas, poor Suzie,I knew her. That means I should get the now orphaned copy of YOU, doesn't it? It needs to be dusted for shark prints.
Hahaha, Colin, that's funny. I've got the form rejection to prove it! Love's me some shark!
Wonder: how many blog readers have been taking notes on how to market their books?
How about this:
A chic super-agent named Janet,
The best Query Shark on the planet,
Lost track of her arc
On a walk through the park,
And now she simply can't stanet.
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