Today's winner (and I know it's early yet, but the local watering hole is calling to me fondly) is from the post There's Formal..and then there is just annoying.
Here's the comment:
I am personally in dire need of the professional services of a competent octopus with close ties to the Herpet-American community.
It personally behooves me (though I'm not personally looking for anyone with hooves) to seek out only those octopi who double as sharks on occasion and I personally prefer those who do not inhabit pilfered coconuts.
My personal non-fiction novelized serial book: How to Succeed in the Office Aquarium will appeal to all creatures who live under water.
Thank you personally.