Here's the reason this person will never see my response--which wasn't even a form rejection:
Thank you for your recent email. My inbox is protected by ChoiceMail One, the leader in anti-spam technology. ChoiceMail is holding the message you sent because your email address is not on my list of approved senders.
Please click on the link below. This will take you to a sender verification page. Sender verification is a one-time process which takes only a few seconds. This will let me add you to my list of approved senders and receive your original email.
ChoiceMail sender verification: Verify your identity here
Please be aware that if you do not complete sender verification within 4 days, ChoiceMail will automatically delete your original message.
The only thing I do with these auto-replies is laugh at them and delete them (ok..and post them on my blog).
The REALLY funny thing is this email wasn't sent by the author but by someone PAID by the author. I really wonder what the bill is going to be for this little adventure and how they're going to explain the sent-down-to-the-minors batting average.