"Never miss a chance to do good"--David Stanley
Man, that big brother of mine is a handsome fellow.
Actually, this guy was something of a disappointment as charismatic mega-fauna go. I'm in Alaska fer crissakes! Bears should be huge, and menacing - all snarls and teeth and drool and bluff charges. This one seemed more like a goofy teenager.
When the goofy teenager eats you, you might change your mind.
One playful swipe from goofy, fun-loving teenager and half your face is gone...
Goofy teenagers need to be fed once in while, is all.That, and some booze and explicit magazines.Perhaps also a car.Money for rehab.Then money for college.Perhaps this bear is easier to care for than a goofy teenager.
I was wondering where that spot of drool came from.
Looks like one of my dogs (they're both Alaskan Malamutes, BTW :-)).He snarls and has teeth, but it's all bluff. And he's a major drool machine. ;-)~jerseygirl
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Man, that big brother of mine is a handsome fellow.
Actually, this guy was something of a disappointment as charismatic mega-fauna go. I'm in Alaska fer crissakes! Bears should be huge, and menacing - all snarls and teeth and drool and bluff charges. This one seemed more like a goofy teenager.
When the goofy teenager eats you, you might change your mind.
One playful swipe from goofy, fun-loving teenager and half your face is gone...
Goofy teenagers need to be fed once in while, is all.
That, and some booze and explicit magazines.
Perhaps also a car.
Money for rehab.
Then money for college.
Perhaps this bear is easier to care for than a goofy teenager.
I was wondering where that spot of drool came from.
Looks like one of my dogs (they're both Alaskan Malamutes, BTW :-)).
He snarls and has teeth, but it's all bluff. And he's a major drool machine. ;-)
~jerseygirl
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