Cause I have clients who write things like this:
"You look like crap. What happened?"
"I was tied to a chair and had the shit beat out of me."
"So what's the other guy look like?"
"A corpse."
and just so you don't get the idea I'm totally anti-social and blood thirsty, here's my other favorite line:
"Can we get a pet?"
"How about a gold fish?"
"Fish are boring. They're like art you have to feed"
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There was a thread on AW a few months ago: "Post a line you love [from your book]." That first one was the same one I chose.
This is from my first, more or less:
She bit into the juicy burger and exclaimed, "Oh my God, I think I'm having a hambergasm!"
That made me laugh. I'll have to remember it.
"Oh my God, I think I'm having a hambergasm!"
Okay, that would have definitely made the rounds in our office...but I'd wait until someone was drinking to get the full effect.
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