|Happy Birthday Your Grace!|
Friday afternoon, chez Yowl
Her Grace, the Duchess of Yowl: I'm working on my memoir.
Me: Of course you are. You just had a milestone birthday. Time to share your wisdom
with the world.
DoY: Exactly so.
Me: Is it in essay form?
DoY: No. That takes too long.
DoY: Too limiting.
Me: Pithy sayings?
DoY: PURRY sayings, but yes.
Me: Excellent artistic choice. Can I hear one of them?
DoY: "A cat can never be too petted, or too pampered."
Me: That sounds a lot like The Duchess of Windsor.
DoY: Well, she was a duchess.
Me: Publishing is a very competitive. It's often described as "dog eat dog."
DoY: That's what I'm hoping.