|Hitch the Wonder Dog!|
When I told Hitch the Wonder Dog about all the purring-machines showing up on the reef lately he asked if he could once against grace the great screen of our Queen.
“I think she needs a barker," he said.
"As everyone within a mile knows," he went on to say, "I, Hitch the defender from Zombie intruders, lost yetis, hungry grizzlies, butterflies and a single leaf daring to waft across the lawn, volunteer my portrait in the sun as an example of bravery and handsomeness.”
Humility is not one of Hitches strong points but loyalty is. He thinks he's Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, Old Yeller, Carl, Pluto and Snoopy all is one.
And you know what...he is.