If you do not know WHERE you are going to find the time or WHERE you're going to to find the place, or WHERE you'll find the holiday spirit for that
"oh my gosh I love it, you shouldn't have, don't even hope to get this back ever"gift
for the last someone on your list, the person
so over the top shoes-too-tight
such that the Grinch himself tips his chapeau in homage,
well, here you go.
Every WHERE in the world is here.
This will delight the grumpiest of grumps,
the snicketiest of pursers,
and be as perfect as a bunny slipper on the little toe of life.
PS: buy a magnifier with this too! You don't need it but you'll want it.
PPS buy one for yourself too. You deserve it.