1. Whether Rep. Anthony Weiner was hacked/bamboozled/justplainstupid about the crotch shot. You've seen one pair of boxer briefs you've seen them all.
2. Sarah Palin's Excellent Adventure. I don't care if she's avoiding reporters or giving Fox an exclusive. I know her opinion on everything: Not-Obama's. I don't want to hear about the 2012 election until ...surprise surprise...2012.
Doesn't the news media have something more interesting to talk about: like the absence of air conditioning my office? Or even better: I just got finished copies of Bill Cameron's COUNTY LINE and it's so GORGEOUS it cured my snarl.