Today is the last day you're safe from Vordak T. Incomprehensible, the baddest bad guy to ever stake out the rake department at Home Depot.
Vordak likes to think he is as evil as I am, but of course, he's just an amateur compared to the Great Evility that is I.
Vordak's manual of menace How To Grow Up and Rule the World will be unleashed on the innocent and unsuspecting world tomorrow.
To mark the day, a writing contest! Prizes include a copy of the actual manual of menace itself, and a mug featuring my favorite photo of Vordak:
Writing Contest rules: Tell me a story in 1o0 words or less. Use these five words in the story:
Post your entry in the comments column of this blog post. One entry per person. Contest starts NOW and runs until Vordak rules the world or Tuesday morning at 9:33am whichever comes first.