"We understand our lives, or try to, by the stories we tell."
--Charles Baxter (Burning Down the House: Essays on Fiction)
It really needs a whole Joey from Friends line. "How you doin'?"
I'm a high school teacher, and one of the benefits of summer vacation is NOT dealing with Twilight every day. (Even though I have some girls who wouldn't be reading if it weren't for those books.)This was amazing. My favorite bit was Jacob describing their history with the cold ones:"it make a snack of mine people. so we killt him. and use every part."Good thing I didn't have my coffee yet.
urgh--no time to read all that yet could *not* stop! LOL--"and use evry part"... the end. :D
ROFLMAO! Someone had waaaaay too much time on their hands, but that was brilliantly funny. Thanks for the giggle :)
I nearly pissed myself laughing at that! Thank you!
That was so needed.
It brought me to tears! Thanks for sharing.
I'm still shaking with laughter, barely able to type. Thank you so much for this!
I did see the movies and I can tell you straight up this was wayyy better acting.lolAnd those segues into random plot twists are spot on.Also Edward is hotter as a cat. I'm just sayin'.
Enough! I am jonesing for another 100 word writing contest! :)
Fantastic! I'm saving that one and showing it to a friend. She and I both went to the Twilight premier.
OMG!!! Laughed so hard i have tears running down my face. That was the BEST Janet!
I have one of those love-hate relationships with Twilight (I love to hate it) and I was actually THAT bored this weekend. I saw it.This made the pain go away. Thank you.
Some brilliant, brilliant lines in ther!
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I sent it to my niece who is both a LOL cats and twilight fan!
Hi! I made this. Thanks for the link Janet and I'm glad y'all liked it! (hehe, I was especially proud of the part about the natives using every part of the cold one).And yes, I have far too much time on my hands. Unemployment will do that to you.
Thank you SO MUCH for sharing this. It was almost as entertaining as the movie--no, I mean that the other way around.
Thank you for posting this. Soooo funny!
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