Tuesday, June 01, 2010


Me: Hey Suzie! Look at those cool Simpsons figures! Go sit in Homer's lap; I'll take your picture; it'll be fun.

Suzie: OK!


Passing NYT Bestselling author: are you ok?

Me: (unable to reply due to guffaws at Suzie knocking over every single Simpson in her slide to the floor)

Suzie: yes, I'm fine! SHE however (pointing at me) is chum!

Me: Wait! Wait! I want to take your picture!

Suzie: Janet, I'm going to beat you to a pulp with that camera one of these days!


Francis said...

Could have been worse... Suzie could have hanged on to Homer's crotch in her accidental fall. Imagine the caption on that!

Joseph said...

...did Suzie decapitate Maggie?!?!

suzie townsend said...

No godsends were hurt during the making of this blog post.

None of the Simpsons were hurt either. Marge was messed up before we got there.

Nicole MacDonald said...

..and how many people witnessed this?

Josin L. McQuein said...

Where's Maggie's head??????

If you wanted to join the family, shoving Dad aside and beheading the baby probably wasn't the way to go. You could have slipped between Bart and Lisa and become "Suzie, the unjaundiced nanny."

Joanna said...

hahahaha-why do I miss all the good stuff???

suzie townsend said...

By the way, I'm totally bruised and sore today as a result of this fall.

Lucy said...

There once was an agent named Suzie--
The hijack she pulled was a doozie.
Then she met up with fate,
And now she's shark bait,
For Janet has caught her all woozie.

Oh, payback....