Sunday, May 23, 2010

You thought I was kidding??

(this is the lobby of Suzie's apartment building AFTER I discovered her crime!)

There once was a book thief named Suzie,
and the crime she pulled off was a doozie,
The arc she purloined,
was not hers but moin,
And I'll have my revenge come this Tuesday.


Josin L. McQuein said...

I take it you're a land shark.

At least you don't have to worry about fingerprints with fins.

Janet Reid said...

WORSE than a landshark, I am a QUERYSHARK!

Colin said...

Don't worry; I'll tell the police that you were busy rejecting me at the time of the murder.

suzie townsend said...

I am in awe of your limerick writing abilities.

Who, in my building, became your victim? Since I am still alive and well?

Bill Cameron said...

Poor Susie. I'm going to miss her.

Richmond Writer said...

A case of mistaken identity. So is the arc bloodless?

Jim Ringel said...

Alas, poor Suzie,I knew her. That means I should get the now orphaned copy of YOU, doesn't it? It needs to be dusted for shark prints.

Simon Hay Soul Healer said...

Hahaha, Colin, that's funny. I've got the form rejection to prove it! Love's me some shark!

Kay said...

Wonder: how many blog readers have been taking notes on how to market their books?

Steve Stubbs said...

How about this:

A chic super-agent named Janet,
The best Query Shark on the planet,
Lost track of her arc
On a walk through the park,
And now she simply can't stanet.