Early afternoon, chez Yowl.
Her Grace, the Duchess of Yowl: Stop whatever that is you're doing, which is Not Petting Me.
Me: I'm looking at Gail Gilmore's Instagram account.
DoY: Those pictures are dangerous! They will lead you astray. Like thinking a
dog is a person's best friend!
Me: I didn't realize you wanted to be friends with people.
DoY: Well, I want them to pet me. Do my bidding. Bring me tuna.
Me: So, friendly dogs aren't really a problem for you.
DoY: Pictures are just the start! It could lead to watching dog movies! The Lady and the Tramp!
Me: You would never share your spaghetti with anyone?
DoY: Heaven forfend.
Me: So again, not a problem.
Doy: It's a slobbery slope!
Me: I think you might be over doing it a bit here.
DoY: You always have to be alert for Woofer Madness!