This majestic Floofer is named Dodger.
He is, in fact, named after the Artful Dodger. He used to have a brother named Pip.
He belongs to my senior citizen friend, Cecily.
When Cecily adopted Dodger, he came with the name Carleton. He is so clearly not a Carleton. So she kept with a Dickens theme.
It's my privilege to walk Dodger three times a week in the woods. AND I GET PAID TO DO THIS. IN MONEY. AND LICKS. Just like Dodger, I'm King of the World!