|Loaner Cat, Slayer of Kibble|
Thursday afternoon, bingeing on the couch
Loaner Cat: food
Me: I put a cup of kibble in your dish an hour ago!
Me: Have I been lying on this couch so long I've lost all sense of time?
Me: Just a second.
Me: no, I mean hang on here. I served breakfast at the start of Season Two.
LC: (sardonic gaze)
Me: And we're only on -- *clicks guide button on remote*---oops, Season Two, episode ten.
Me: You're right. I should have listened.
LC: Winter is coming.