These are the entries that made me laugh the most:
Is the Shark gone?
Andrea van der Wilt 10:15am
I know what you did to my toys last summer.
Kim English 11:15am
Whatever you found in the Haliburton suitcase, it's not mine.
Chris Owens 1:55pm
On the eighth day, God made Transformers.
LynnRodz 5:13 pm
"Shh! I'm not here and you don't see me.
I sure hope Santa didn't get hurt in that wreck.
AJ Blythe 9:08pm
It looked bigger on ebay.
Julia Munroe Martin 6:40am
Why is it always the last freakin' place you look.
Special recognition to linked entries that defied the rules but are too awesome not
Yep, I'm a Jedi.
Jed Cullan 11:56am
Apple are sponsoring the next Star Wars movie, so they are to be known as an iJed
Jed Cullan 11:57am
Toys are not us. We are not them.
Rena McClure Taylor 11:26pm
The eyes have it.
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
And the winner is Rena McClure Taylor!
Rena email me with your mailing address and what kinds of books you like to read and we'll send you your prize!
Thanks to all who entered! It was such fun to read all the comments. I'm continually amazed by how smart and funny my readers are.