I saw a book review for something written by one of the real housewives of New Jersey: her strategy for a happy marriage.*****
When trusty Brooks Sherman posted this link on Facebook I knew what I'd now send to anyone who doesn't know that poor NJ dear is heading for a reality smackdown and soon.
****(The thing that sent me into spiral of screeching was this: "Girls don't
poop. Me, never have. Never will. It just doesn't happen.
Or, that's what Joe thinks! We've been married for nine years, and he
has never once seen or smelled my business. How have I pulled this off? I
don't do it when he's around or awake. In an emergency, I have my ways
of pooping so he won't hear, smell, or see. It's a challenge."
that in this day and age you'd give any thought at all to this is
mind-boggling to me. Decorum is one thing. This is the other.)