Q: "What do English teachers call Santa's little helpers?" A: "Subordinate Clauses" --Jed Cullan
Where ya been? Choppin' wood to stay warm, melting wax to make candles, hiking to work instead of swimming with the rest of the school. Oh wait...sharks don't swim in schools do they? Missed ya.
I love the implied, "So quit hitting the motherlovin' buttons, wouldja!?"
Haha WOAH someone contact the exclamation point abuse prevention agency, on the double! lol :D
Even your coffee machines need line-editing.
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