"Saying an agent only finds a publisher and negotiates a contract is kind of like saying a spouse just buys you a ring and then hangs out with you until you're dead." ---Barbara Poelle, [amazing] Literary Agent
Where ya been? Choppin' wood to stay warm, melting wax to make candles, hiking to work instead of swimming with the rest of the school. Oh wait...sharks don't swim in schools do they? Missed ya.
I love the implied, "So quit hitting the motherlovin' buttons, wouldja!?"
Haha WOAH someone contact the exclamation point abuse prevention agency, on the double! lol :D
Even your coffee machines need line-editing.
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