You thought SASEs engendered discussion?
Try asking a writer or agent or editor about the perfect PEN!
I recently spent more money than I care to admit just for the perfect pen HOLDERS!
Yes, those are *decorative use only!!* mint julep cups.
Yes, it took me weeks to find them.
Yes, that is what I do when I'm letting my brain whir in the background on a problem.
And yes, I have tried at least a dozen kinds of pens in the last few years to find the PERFECT pen which is the Sharpie in the foreground, although I'm also very VERY fond of these (which do not get their own holder cause they are in my reticule)
Thus, when Alec Breton sent me this, I laughed out loud!