I've read it, I am glad to offer you the chance to read it too. A writing contest is just what we need!
Same rules as usual: write a story in 100 or fewer words. Use these words in the story:
Post your story in the comments column of this post.
Contest starts NOW!
Contest closes at 9pm EST tomorrow (Tuesday 1/11/11) EST is Eastern Shark Time.
All decisions, errors, and irresponsible choices are mine.