Monday, August 10, 2009

"We sell slush"!

Molly O'Neill's blog post about this sign made me laugh!


Furious D said...

Overheard at the Slush Truck.

"Do you have any grape?" asked the kid as he approached the slush truck.

"No," answered the driver, "but a I got a manuscript set in wine country, it's got grapes in it."

"Is it grape flavor?"

"It's paper flavor," said the driver. "You don't eat it, you read it, then if you like it, you send it up the food chain."

"That's not what I want," said the kid.

"It's not what I wanted either," said the driver, "I was looking for something more along the lines of 'A Year In Provence,' but this is more like a rip-off of 'Sideways' without the humor."

"What are you talking about?" asked the kid.

"A life of crushed dreams kid," answered the driver.

"I'm going to go now," said the kid.

Elizabeth Bradley said...

Furious D, your response was very entertaining.

Tricia J. O'Brien said...

*spews coffee on keyboard* thanks Furious D for adding hugely to the hilarity!

Rick Daley said...

Furious D, you just made slush priceless.

Are you related to Tenacious?

Anonymous said...

Is that a sticker of SpongeBob on the window, or is it a banana creamsicle? Either way, I want it.

Vacuum Queen said...

Nice. I just had that Spongebob one this weekend. The eyes are made of gumballs. Now to read the slush post..

Sarah said...

Excellent, Furious D!

I needed that.

ryan field said...

I've tried selling slush, too. Although at the time I didn't know it was slush.

Furious D said...

Thanks for the nice compliments on my little comment.

Now if only I can get some of that from a publisher. ;)