Monday, January 19, 2009

"Shazzam!" she explained

How I've gone as long as I have without knowing about this I do not know.

Clearly The Octopus will be sending in her application. She may need to brush up on her good deeds list given that hasn't been a priority ever lately.



12 comments:

BJ said...

"All visitors to this website must agree, under penalty of perjury that they are not doing so as a representative of a law-enforcement agency and that they will not use the information contained in this website to pursue criminal or civil legal action against any parties involved with this website in any way whatsoever."

Wow.

veschwab said...

I didn't see any based in San Francisco! How can there be no real life superheroes in San Fran! Excuse me while I grab my tights and head out west! Tell Amy I've found my true calling :p

~Victoria

veschwab said...

I didn't see any based in San Francisco! How can there be no real life superheroes in San Fran! Excuse me while I grab my tights and head out west! Tell Amy I've found my true calling :p

~Victoria

L.C. Gant said...

LOL! That. Is. Hilarious. At first I thought it was a joke, but now...well, now I see that these people are completely and utterly serious. And that makes it even better.

You should so send in that application (provided the Octopus gets some good deeds under her belt, of course)!

peggy said...

Okay, I'm sending in my application this very day! As an Alien, I have my super heroe ways, just ask my cohort..he's seated on my lap in my picture ;)
Now for a cool, feline related alien super heroe name!
any suggestions?

BJ said...

"Now for a cool, feline related alien super heroe name!
any suggestions?"

Crazy Cat Lady?

Just kidding. How about 'the Cat-thing', or 'SuperFluffy', or Felinious Punk...

D.B. Grady said...

This is not cool at all.

Captain America died because of rubbish like this. Once you start voluntary registries, it creates a snowball effect. Soon you will be compelled to register. What then? Civil war, that's what.

(Tony Stark, you, sir, should be ashamed of yourself.)

Haste yee back ;-) said...

veschwab,

Victoria, you're superhero power could be stuttering. That'll slow 'em down!


Haste yee back ;-)

Ebony McKenna. said...

My ego is not so gigantic I would call myself a superhero, but I do have 'very mild superpowers'.
I can get lids off jars.
I can turn to look just as someone across the street spits. (I have 20-20 peripheral vision?)
I can read maps.

Now if I could just use these powers for good...

veschwab said...

Haste yee back,

My arch nemesis is the Comment Duplicator, a supervillain second in annoyance only to the Mimicker.

~Victoria

Haste yee back ;-) said...

Agent Veschwab:

Code AF-301, file Omega II... keep all information between ears only!

I've occasioned the Comment Duplicator. Sympathetic nervous system is demyelinated. Comment Duplicator accesses the amygdala causing hyperexcitability with concommitent protoplasmic instability, (see Krebs's cycle - ATP Oxidation with onset phosphate necrosis. Note: Excessive drooling is usually present with repeater's syndrome).

Mimicker - lesser threat. He's just another Joseph looking for a manger!

Carry on, Agent.

Haste yee back ;-)

Haste yee back ;-) said...

The phrase... "He's just another Joseph looking for a manger!" should be attributed to songwriter Leonard Cohen. Sorry, Leonard!

I should have said... He's just a faded silk rose looking for a velcro lapel!

Haste yee back ;-)