As is my wont, I was trolling around my client's blogs in the middle of the night to see what brilliant hilarity they are posting. I came across this on Gary Corby's blog:
Now, Gary's blog is assigned an Elementary School rating.
Mine is, as you see, not.
Clearly this is like the quiz I took about whether my cat was planning to kill me and got a 72% chance yes...when I don't even HAVE a cat.
I mean think about it. Who has more pictures on their blog me or GC?
Who posts well written articles complete with research about ancient Greece, me or GC?
Who posts profanity drenched rants about mundane things like query letters, me or GC?
Clearly this is some sort of nefarious scheme intended to either butter up agents, terrify writers, or probably BOTH. In fact, this looks like something I'd dream up, but damn it, I didn't.
In any case, of course I know you'll test your blog. What's your rating?