Friday, June 27, 2008

Jeff Somers is hilarious, it's true.

Here's the latest proof:

TOP TEN REASONS MY DYSTOPIAN VISION OF THE FUTURE IS BETTER THAN YOUR DYSTOPIAN VISION OF THE FUTURE...

5 comments:

Julia said...

Hee!

Although, really, aren't you shooting for "worse" when it comes to dystopia?

Somers's imagined future is pretty bad, and I'm a loyal Watchmen, V for Vendetta, and Transmetropolitan reader.

Julia said...

And by "bad" here, I mean, of course, "impressively, spine-chillingly, keep-you-up-nights bad."

DeadlyAccurate said...

9. There are few problems that can't be solved with a judicious bullet in a well-chosen ear, which is the lesson of most great literature, if you think about it.

Knives and garrotes work, too.

Margaret Yang said...

"They finally have something very like flying cars. Although generally they are used to snatch people from the street so they can be beaten and imprisoned. But still."

Coffee. All. Over. My. Keyboard.

Southern Writer said...

Yikes! That's some scary shit there.