A red panda is missing from her habitat at the Zoo. She is not a threat to the public. If anyone near the Zoo sees a small red mammal with a long, fluffy striped tail, please contact the Columbus Zoo immediately at Security Dispatch: 614-582-1844. bit.ly/2CUMOd5
They followed up with this:
So, where did she go?
Ten words or less!
post in the comments column here!
She went for cuddles. Zoo concierges don't provide that.
ReplyDeletePandaaaa…..Clark Griswold ran, Panda clinging to his back.
ReplyDeleteShe's at the masked ball, dancing a tango with Zorro.
ReplyDeletePanda, Panda where you be?
ReplyDeletePanda, Panda In a tree!
Watching the two-legged animals from the gift store toy shelf.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part of the post is "She is not a threat to the public." Because she looks so threatening.
ReplyDeleteSly raccoon is visiting her colorist at the beauty salon.
ReplyDeleteEnticing Panda in Chief to feature Red in a cartoon
ReplyDeleteCleveland: A++ bamboo
ReplyDeleteToledo: spacious
Akron: instant camaraderie (transfer requested)
She's going to Disneyland! And heading for great disappointment.
ReplyDeleteStowed away on Falcon 9 headed for the ISS.
ReplyDeleteShe's not missing, she simply secured a cloak of invisibility.
ReplyDeleteTo her stylist for an inch off around the ears.
ReplyDeleteShe's sending Janet to Carkoon. Ten words or fewer. Tsk.
ReplyDeleteFarewell, zookeeper! As the Kansans say, "Ad Astra per Aspera."
ReplyDeleteShe needed something to read so popped down to the library.
ReplyDeleteIn hiding. Publicity stunt. She was tired of internet cats.
ReplyDeletePerhaps she donned a collar and learned to purr?
ReplyDeleteThe notice describes her as "a small red mammal with a long, fluffy striped tail" -- how many calls do you think they'll get reporting sightings of squirrels?
To the capital city of Hell?
ReplyDeleteCheck the sink. She's already mastered the mask-wearing part.
ReplyDeleteMy house.
ReplyDeleteCollecting her crown for the cutest thing ever!
ReplyDeleteVisiting her friend the rhino, apparently. Found!
ReplyDeleteNow I can stop checking the news and thinking about her cubs.
She's visiting her cousins, the Giant Pandas in another zoo.
ReplyDeleteNight club.
ReplyDeleteClearly, she's on a mission to demonstrate adorable mask-wearing.
ReplyDelete[Forti-- have you been to Carkoon lately? *snort*]
Lennon, thanks for the update - I'm glad she was found (sounds like she just needed time out from the kids!)
ReplyDeleteSpa day! Ever lived with newborn twins? It's a zoo.
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ReplyDeleteTouring with the Westminster Dog show as a Newfie-doodle.
Accidentally beamed up with Captain Kirk. Hiding with the tribbles.
ReplyDeleteI wanna' travel, you don't. I'm outta here!
ReplyDeleteShe's at her postponed book reading for LIFE BEHIND BARS.
ReplyDeleteTo a protest against those imposter black and white pandas
ReplyDeleteI just saw what you did Craig F! For your information I already have! You can see it here (I don't know how to link-i-fy). https://www.yourbrainonpandas.com/where-are-the-real-pandas/
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