Of course, that means I didn't get back to reality with enough time to prepare a blog post.
Instead, let's do a round of Jeopardy!
One of my clients posted this in reply to a general Twitter Question:
"It was the second time I was accidentally on fire."
So, what do you think the question was?
(and accuracy is not the point here. Sure you could go look it up, but where's the fun in that?"
How was your vacation in Carkoon?
ReplyDeleteWhy the fear of roasting s'mores?
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to me after another bump into Idris Elba?
ReplyDeleteHow was your attempts at making crème brûlée?
ReplyDeleteSince when did you stop putting jack ‘o lanterns on your porch at Halloween?
ReplyDeleteSo... the first time was on purpose?
ReplyDeleteWhen did you decide to stop freebasing?
ReplyDeleteWhat made you swap a gas cooker for an electric stove?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the hottest you've ever been?
ReplyDeleteSo, did you enjoy shark-cage diving?
ReplyDeleteHow did your ex react when you broke up with them?
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ReplyDeleteWhat is my second day at Le Cordon Bleu, Alex?
ReplyDeleteWait... you were let go as a fire breather from Cirque de Soleil for drinking on the job?
When did you realize you had enough material to complete a novel?
ReplyDeleteAt what point, exactly, did your 4th of July fireworks get out of hand?
ReplyDeleteIs it true hand sanitizer can spontaneously ignite?
ReplyDeleteWhat are gender reveal parties?
ReplyDeleteWhat happens when you rush a fried turkey?
ReplyDeleteHow did you start the practice of writing sans pants?
ReplyDeleteI’ll take Fairytale Mishaps for $200, Alex.
ReplyDelete“What is the moment you realized dragon slayer might not have been the best career choice?”
How did your writing go today?
ReplyDeleteWhen did you decide to give up a promising career in juggling?
ReplyDeleteWhen did you realize you started menopause?
ReplyDeleteSo, are you sure your pottery class has been going well, or do you need more advice on firing the pots?
ReplyDeleteWhen did you decide it was too risky to keep putting candles on your birthday cake?
ReplyDeleteHow did the remote learning science experiment go?
ReplyDeleteHow was that Scout Jamboree?
ReplyDeleteC. Dan Castro, that was my thought as well. You beat me to it :)
ReplyDeleteWhat were Carrie White's reflections on her first prom?
ReplyDeleteWhat is your experience with polishing telescope lenses?
ReplyDeleteHow was your Zoom meeting with the team?
ReplyDeleteWhy did Dracula stop attending church services?
ReplyDeleteWhen did you decide to become a writer?
ReplyDeleteWhat was the Big BBQ Debacle of 2019?
ReplyDeleteHey, did you really fall asleep sunbathing at Vdara?
ReplyDeleteHave you ever gone swimming in the Hudson?
ReplyDeleteWhen did you realise "chimney sweep" wasn't the right profession for you?
ReplyDeleteRemember that summer when it seemed like everyone you knew wanted to learn to be a teppanyaki chef?
ReplyDeleteI'm the person who was on fire, and these questions are AWESOME. french sojourn is the closest but they're all pretty reasonable.
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