Friday, August 23, 2019

Stapler!




You command: I obey! I’m FlashFriday, and have been a faithful dragon, er, lurker for ages. Here is a photo of my stapler, at once awesome and terrifying as office supplies so often are. My gratitude to Her Sharkliness and The Reef At Large for allowing an (ill-behaved) prowler such as I to snake (invisibly) among you. Your words humble and inspire me on a daily basis. -I should add that, speaking of lurkers, those are my tomatoes and jalapeños cowering behind the dragon. It’s likely only one of the horde of us is going to make it out of the summer alive. xo
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23 comments:

  1. Sharyn Ekbergh8/23/19, 7:04 AM

    oh wow!
    I want one.

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  2. NLiu8/23/19, 7:18 AM

    This is the coolest stapler ever! If I had this stapler I would print things unnecessarily just so I could use it. Everything would come with staples in. Does it have friends?

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  3. Melanie Sue Bowles8/23/19, 7:20 AM

    This is, without a doubt, the finest stapler on the planet. I salute you, FlashFriday.

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  4. Katja8/23/19, 7:41 AM

    As soon as I saw this, and before reading the comments, I knew NLiu would like this. She LOVES dragons. And now I can't stop thinking about how she changes Baby's clothes and nappies and staples them together rather than do up the buttons (or whatever she's supposed to use).

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  5. nightsmusic8/23/19, 7:43 AM

    WANT!

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  6. Steve Forti8/23/19, 7:49 AM

    Ok, that's pretty cool.

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  7. gldlubala8/23/19, 8:33 AM

    Well, now I just want to staple everything. EVERYTHING!

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  8. Carolynnwith2Ns8/23/19, 8:47 AM

    Oh my. I would name it. I would feed it only the best store-brand staples.

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  9. AJ Blythe8/23/19, 9:05 AM

    *love*

    Can you get gold staples? A dragon as fine as this would have to have a stash of gold.

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  10. Megan V8/23/19, 9:21 AM

    One word:

    WANT

    More words:

    I agree with AJ, that dragon deserves some gold. Or maybe some of those jalapenos to help with the fire-breathing.

    Thank you for sharing!

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  11. Sharyn Ekbergh8/23/19, 9:23 AM

    People! You can buy these! Google dragon headed stapler! Added to my Amazon wish list.

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  12. Carolynnwith2Ns8/23/19, 10:10 AM

    I can't afford gold staples. Broken hearted.

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  13. Claire Bobrow8/23/19, 10:24 AM

    This is the pet photo I've been waiting for all my life. Staple-shooting Dragon!

    Count me green with envy.

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  14. E.M. Goldsmith8/23/19, 11:20 AM

    Dragon! Want have it. I love dragons and a dragon stapler. Whoa!

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  15. Elissa M8/23/19, 11:25 AM

    I have a large collection of dragons myself.

    I do not have a dragon stapler.

    This shall be rectified forthwith.

    Welcome to the reef, FlashFriday!

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  16. Lennon Faris8/23/19, 12:37 PM

    Well I know a dragon's voice when I hear one. Hope you're the summer survivor, O Scaly One!

    And boy that is a cool stapler.

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  17. Selerial8/23/19, 1:12 PM

    10/10 for best stapler. Ever! That’s going on the wishlist... thanks for sharing!

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  18. Beth Carpenter8/23/19, 2:19 PM

    Coolest stapler ever!

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  19. Kate Larkindale8/23/19, 2:27 PM

    My desk at work would be greatly improved with this stapler! I might slip it into the next stationary order and see if anyone notices...

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  20. french sojourn8/23/19, 5:06 PM


    Feeding the dragon, never sounded so good.

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  21. KDJames8/23/19, 8:40 PM

    I love this!!

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  22. flashfriday8/23/19, 10:40 PM

    Thanks for the warm--dare I say fiery?--welcome, everyone! Delighted to hear so many resolutions to improve any wyrm-deprived work spaces. :) Y'all are a lovely bunch. Thanks again for letting me lurk.

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  23. Aphra Pell8/24/19, 6:53 AM

    I also need this. My current office stapler is a disaster - clearly the issue is a lack of dragons

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