Why not also send her the query about the narrative non-fiction romance fiction novel: Six-Hundred Thread Count, the story of Marilyn Monroe and Richard Nixon on a Nile cruise, and the historical science fiction family saga how-to, Franky and Janey, how Dr Frankenstein and Jane Eyre spend a weekend with the Walton’s and discover the wonder of Grandpa’s vitamin E for scar removal.
My brain is in a really weird place this morning. I think it's time to go to work. Where is my AK47 anyway?
Those guns are very fun to shoot. Next time you're in Vegas check out the Gun Store. They let you shoot all kinds of guns including that UZI she is holding. You could even bring some fictional novel queries to blow away.
I believe that's actually a Mac 10. It's too boxy to be an uzi. And that looks like a suppressor on the front. Not as accurate as the uzi, but with that rate of fire the woman means business.
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I'm sure she's a blast.
ReplyDeleteWhy not also send her the query about the narrative non-fiction romance fiction novel: Six-Hundred Thread Count, the story of Marilyn Monroe and Richard Nixon on a Nile cruise, and the historical science fiction family saga how-to, Franky and Janey, how Dr Frankenstein and Jane Eyre spend a weekend with the Walton’s and discover the wonder of Grandpa’s vitamin E for scar removal.
ReplyDeleteMy brain is in a really weird place this morning. I think it's time to go to work. Where is my AK47 anyway?
wry wryter: LOL, you made my morning! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteThose guns are very fun to shoot. Next time you're in Vegas check out the Gun Store. They let you shoot all kinds of guns including that UZI she is holding. You could even bring some fictional novel queries to blow away.
ReplyDeleteSay hello to my little friend.
ReplyDeleteBut doesn't Richard Castle write fictional novels?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to write a fictional novel query just to get a response from her! Sounds like a good time.
ReplyDeleteSo that's where my uzi went!
ReplyDeleteDo you think she'd like my President Palin fan fiction novel?
ReplyDeleteI believe that's actually a Mac 10. It's too boxy to be an uzi. And that looks like a suppressor on the front. Not as accurate as the uzi, but with that rate of fire the woman means business.
ReplyDeleteWhere do the non-fiction true crime queries go?
ReplyDeleteA lady like that is referred to as a 'broad,' and she doesn't have legs, she has 'gams.'
ReplyDeleteI met her at a conference a few years ago. I can't say whether or not she's a good shot but she's sweet and classy and smart.
ReplyDeleteShe gave me the sweetest rejection I ever got.
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