Apparently I'm still--just barely--not crazy. But I'd so rather be badass. Guess I need to buy a bigger goldfish tank, and warn those floating little buggers that they're soon to be shark bait.
I have actually blogged about being a crazy cat lady before. (At heart, at least.) And just this morning I introduced my cats on my blog and photographed them with lit mags. I'm aware this is all a little sad. The fact that I still do it must say something. (That I'm even sadder than anyone originally suspected?)
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Or a kick-ass literary agency . . .
ReplyDeleteYou can buy a couple of mine. They're chewing my flesh faster than I can grow it back.
ReplyDelete:D You are awesome.
ReplyDeletesix.
ReplyDeleteand i could care less if we're called the crazy cat people. there's always room for one more cat.
-- Tom
Okay, that is perfect.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but the cat ladies have that poem about going to St. Ives written for them.
ReplyDeleteThe guy who tried to write a poem about the shark lady just got eaten.
(Then it ate the cats... hairballs are much worse when spat up by great whites.)
Cats or sharks?
ReplyDeleteWhich? Cats or sharks? Or a combo?
ReplyDeleteWait. Sharks or cats?
ReplyDeleteI only have two cats. Apparently, the two of us equal one crazy cat lady.
You could have more sharks, if the little critters didn't fear you so much.
ReplyDeletehahaha...thanks for the chuckle.
ReplyDeletefive cats or five sharks? Are you almost crazy or almost a badass? :-)
I want to see what a shark leash looks like... Who did the great shark link artwork for you. They are fantastic!
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm glad to know I'm still two cats shy of insanity.
That just made my day!
ReplyDeleteAWESOME. I am stealing this for future use.
ReplyDeleteLove sharks. All our school teams are called The Sharks. Chomp Chomp.
ReplyDeletexx
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I only own a shark necklace. Granted, it is pretty badass.
ReplyDeleteAlso, don't mix your sharks and cats. I hear that can get pretty messy.
Apparently I'm still--just barely--not crazy. But I'd so rather be badass. Guess I need to buy a bigger goldfish tank, and warn those floating little buggers that they're soon to be shark bait.
ReplyDeleteHA! For some reason this makes me think of The Happiest Millionaire with all his pet alligators.
ReplyDelete...does it count if you only have one cat because the fuzz-covered razor blade of crazy will eat everything else with a pulse?
ReplyDeleteHell. Yeah.
ReplyDeleteI have actually blogged about being a crazy cat lady before. (At heart, at least.) And just this morning I introduced my cats on my blog and photographed them with lit mags. I'm aware this is all a little sad. The fact that I still do it must say something. (That I'm even sadder than anyone originally suspected?)
ReplyDeleteI say keep going until you hit seven!
I don't think plastic counts.
ReplyDeleteI love cats.
ReplyDeleteI just can't finish a whole one.
Ms. Reid, you're badass, no matter how many sharks you have.
ReplyDeleteI once bought my husband a *real* shark and it ate all his other fish. In hindsight, I'm not sure it was such a good present.
ReplyDeleteAmy
Hey JR are you moonlighting as santa? (See link)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.deviantart.com/#/d333gk6
LOL.
(All rights reserved, picture property of so and so and all that other bullshit. i.e I don't own this pic nor do I claim to... I just found it hysterical...)
Hee-Hee.
Juvenile I know. :)
-C