Imagine my horror when reading the blog comments to find this:
You’re surprised at all the blood.
Your heart stops. Your hands sweat. Your skin goes cold. You realize.
It’s gone.
Your 6000 followers are going to be pissed because that troublesome godsend/minion/friend in the 212 is a saboteur. She’s hijacked YOU and your contest.
http://tinyurl.com/ihaveyou
And what do I find there?
The pure unadulterated evility of the formerly living Suzie Townsend.
(Thank goodness BRAINS goes on sale Tuesday so she will know how to be a good zombie.)
This is WAR!
Bamboozled!
ReplyDelete"So," I say, a smug grin on my face, "what happens when I win both contests?"
ReplyDeleteWow, she's good. :)
ReplyDeleteHas Janet finally met her match? Will this be the end for the shark? Who will prevail in this battle of good vs. evil?
ReplyDeleteStay tuned! Same shark time! Same shark blog!
It's time to haul out the combat stilettos again.
ReplyDeleteSince a limerick seems to have started this:
ReplyDeleteThere once was a quest for a book.
And a contest to get a first look.
Suzie stole it away,
And the Shark says she'll pay.
Now Suzie's a worm on a hook.
Too rich for my blood. And I don't say that often. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteA soul-emasculating scream rips through the glass and steel reef. You were so close! All your efforts—wasted! You spent hours relentlessly pursuing your goal. You pieced together scraps of information extracted from the ultimate ocean predator. You hired the street cart, waiting for the call of, “Sushi! Cupcakes!” to fulfill its promise of emptying the office of its denizens. Why did she have to ruin everything?! YOU were within reach – lurking under a laptop, hiding among the slush. Vengeance is yours. You turn to the Shark. “I’m in.” She smiles. Your lips curl revealing matching rows of razor-sharp teeth.
ReplyDeleteHoly crud. She is good.
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