I laughed right out loud. I triple-dog-dare you to send it to someone. (I'll probably be querying you again in six months or so, so feel free to save it until then. :)
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THAT'S ME!!! rat editor.
ReplyDeleteawesome :) i'm TOTALLY using this EXCLUSIVELY from now on!
That was awesome!
ReplyDeleteAbso-friggin-lutely hilarious!
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHA! That was evil :P.
ReplyDeleteI love that comic. I probably wouldn't even mind that form rejection.
ReplyDelete*snickers*
ReplyDeleteOh, you're evil.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure I received that form letter once.
ReplyDeleteI love Pearls before Swine. It's been doing a series all week on Rat the Book Editor, and they're hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThat is WAY too funny!
ReplyDeleteI laughed right out loud. I triple-dog-dare you to send it to someone. (I'll probably be querying you again in six months or so, so feel free to save it until then. :)
ReplyDeleteWho needs form rejections when you can just send that comic in the body of an e-mail?
ReplyDeleteFortunately my cat refuses to sit on my lap, whether I'm slushing or not!
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