Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Reasons I love my job #30

Cause I have clients who write things like this:

"You look like crap. What happened?"

"I was tied to a chair and had the shit beat out of me."

"So what's the other guy look like?"

"A corpse."


and just so you don't get the idea I'm totally anti-social and blood thirsty, here's my other favorite line:

"Can we get a pet?"
"How about a gold fish?"
"Fish are boring. They're like art you have to feed"
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4 comments:

  1. DeadlyAccurate8/29/07, 12:04 PM

    There was a thread on AW a few months ago: "Post a line you love [from your book]." That first one was the same one I chose.

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  2. Sandra Cormier8/29/07, 7:51 PM

    This is from my first, more or less:

    She bit into the juicy burger and exclaimed, "Oh my God, I think I'm having a hambergasm!"

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  3. DeadlyAccurate8/29/07, 8:47 PM

    That made me laugh. I'll have to remember it.

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  4. Lynn Price8/30/07, 1:45 PM

    "Oh my God, I think I'm having a hambergasm!"

    Okay, that would have definitely made the rounds in our office...but I'd wait until someone was drinking to get the full effect.

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