tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post9213914748365592708..comments2024-03-29T07:29:32.276-04:00Comments on Janet Reid, Literary Agent: Flash fiction contestJanet Reidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00615380335938685231noreply@blogger.comBlogger53125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-42318932490273730052017-01-22T10:33:48.812-05:002017-01-22T10:33:48.812-05:0012 years. That’s how long I have loved you. They s...12 years. That’s how long I have loved you. They said we were too different. It wouldn’t last. What did they know? Farewell, my angel. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05818715561354270621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-59901676331063918262017-01-22T09:36:06.734-05:002017-01-22T09:36:06.734-05:00Yo, why you pretend sleeping on the squirrel? You ...Yo, why you pretend sleeping on the squirrel? You stir out, I'm gonna get him. Cannot keep him from me, y'all!Uma jijihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11291115138140498501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-44772419513336982682017-01-22T09:33:14.558-05:002017-01-22T09:33:14.558-05:00Yo, why you pretend sleeping on the squirrel? You ...Yo, why you pretend sleeping on the squirrel? You stir out, I'm gonna get him. Cannot keep him from me, y'all!Uma jijihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11291115138140498501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-30872821157502155582017-01-21T19:51:17.241-05:002017-01-21T19:51:17.241-05:00There would be a time for fighting later. Now, the...There would be a time for fighting later. Now, they agreed to rest.Noel (tell me now)https://www.blogger.com/profile/12044704621194378487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-2487234416779801422017-01-21T18:25:08.646-05:002017-01-21T18:25:08.646-05:00"She's coming back, right?"
"Y..."She's coming back, right?"<br /><br />"Yes, dog."<br /><br />"What's that noise?"<br /><br />"Hmmm?"<br /><br />"Like… people chanting."<br /><br />"That's the sound of freedom."<br /><br />"But is she--"<br /><br />"Try to stop her."<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-59317660440431759782017-01-21T17:58:34.727-05:002017-01-21T17:58:34.727-05:00
Cat: She wants us to write a caption. *yawn*
Do...<br />Cat: She wants us to write a caption. *yawn*<br /><br />Dog: *Opens eye. Closes eye.* I agree. <br /><br />Cat: *Purr*<br /><br />Dog: *Snore*<br /><br />Dena Pawlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14444683810125395220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-16212587789492903532017-01-21T17:57:46.982-05:002017-01-21T17:57:46.982-05:00Just a few more seconds of pretend sleep and that ...Just a few more seconds of pretend sleep and that waxy, furry ear canal is all mine.MA Hudsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11055543285024785889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-81297657343125479162017-01-21T17:32:26.434-05:002017-01-21T17:32:26.434-05:00One critter is ignoring the other one and is not c...One critter is ignoring the other one and is not commenting until after the contest ends.<br /><br />Even though it has a lot to say..<br />Steve Stubbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421775912951050610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-74860423497051467992017-01-21T17:26:18.264-05:002017-01-21T17:26:18.264-05:00"Are you awake?"
"No."
"R..."Are you awake?"<br />"No."<br />"Really - are you awake?"<br />"I am NOT awake!"<br />"I really wish you were awake!"<br />"Sigh."Eileen C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/07302334921377685906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-13728077173858998282017-01-21T17:21:55.771-05:002017-01-21T17:21:55.771-05:00Canine: "MI6, I'm in place. The feline se...Canine: "MI6, I'm in place. The feline seems to be buying it."<br /><br />Feline: *Just a little closer...*lamandarinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13816210610621918740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-3650874039480908012017-01-21T16:44:17.668-05:002017-01-21T16:44:17.668-05:00Dog: Is all the blood covered?
Cat: Enough. We'...Dog: Is all the blood covered?<br />Cat: Enough. We're adorable. Our human won't notice.<br />Dog: The empty cage?<br />Cat: Worth it. AJ Blythehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04529233142099749005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-87929099788809500042017-01-21T16:35:51.722-05:002017-01-21T16:35:51.722-05:00"When d'you s'pose they'll be bac..."When d'you s'pose they'll be back from the march?"<br /><br />Snore.<br /><br />Sigh. "Wish I were with them." Lisa Bodenheimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17809067722921953857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-72769656865980333472017-01-21T16:14:48.282-05:002017-01-21T16:14:48.282-05:00“Don’t tell Whiskers, or I’ll have the alley cats ...“Don’t tell Whiskers, or I’ll have the alley cats to answer to.”<br /><br />“I ain’t talking. Don’t need T-Bone barking about me cozying up with felines.”Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-31985409881412125152017-01-21T16:13:08.044-05:002017-01-21T16:13:08.044-05:00"Wish she’d stop reading. Wait! She just cat-..."Wish she’d stop reading. Wait! She just cat-eared the page!"<br /><br />"DOG-eared – you should know."<br /><br />"I’m looking at your ear – triangle! Duh!"<br /><br />"IQ debate now settled…"<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00057611467208638753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-29905873180788018062017-01-21T16:10:56.586-05:002017-01-21T16:10:56.586-05:00After fighting over the same 1 square foot for a w...After fighting over the same 1 square foot for a whole 9 minutes, a cease fire was enacted to make time for a much needed nap. E.M. Goldsmithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18387494005655553037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-1695885283405262262017-01-21T16:03:26.418-05:002017-01-21T16:03:26.418-05:00The leash on its hanger resembled a noose, not a r...The leash on its hanger resembled a noose, not a romp in the park. Samantha would be heartbroken—Bowser's cancer had spread. The Vet waited.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04815434424435577487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-30079941204846557302017-01-21T15:33:02.873-05:002017-01-21T15:33:02.873-05:00Playful, intelligent nature lover enjoys good comp...Playful, intelligent nature lover enjoys good company, long walks, fine food and occasional cosy nights by the fire. Seeks similar. Marie McKayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11405271051226910312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-7584014777615241402017-01-21T15:31:58.449-05:002017-01-21T15:31:58.449-05:00Harboring conflicted impulses—his superego’s prohi...Harboring conflicted impulses—his superego’s prohibition of inter-species breeding and his Id’s primal attraction to Simone—Rex sniffed a pheromone and wished himself a tomcat. Mark Ellishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17262292085318047939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-42568201204959135152017-01-21T15:26:43.592-05:002017-01-21T15:26:43.592-05:00“We fooled them, they’re gone. On three jump up th...“We fooled them, they’re gone. On three jump up there and push that roast off.”<br /><br />“Uh-uh.”<br /><br />“Aw come on.”<br /><br />“La la, not listening, la!”<br /><br />“Awwwwww!”<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16305902443927694589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-3516490597748586412017-01-21T14:40:24.857-05:002017-01-21T14:40:24.857-05:00Mouth-to-ear resuscitation: You better start breat...Mouth-to-ear resuscitation: You better start breathing, or you're gonna die!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06559610964095675095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-61534999103179989112017-01-21T13:55:06.405-05:002017-01-21T13:55:06.405-05:00“Hey, psst, don’t move! Human’s taking a picture!...“Hey, psst, don’t move! Human’s taking a picture! Don’t disappoint Human!”<br />“Human’s taking a picture because I commanded her to”<br />“How—”<br />“WITH MY MIND”<br />Lennon Farishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570629350169504234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-89074715349934141012017-01-21T13:54:29.192-05:002017-01-21T13:54:29.192-05:00If it weren’t for that knee in the dog’s ear, this...If it weren’t for that knee in the dog’s ear, this might be a perfect yin and yang.<br /><br />The knee may make it possible, though.DLMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08768285199864217885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-28292688014555442582017-01-21T13:50:25.186-05:002017-01-21T13:50:25.186-05:00The moment before Fido learned to let sleeping cat...The moment before Fido learned to let sleeping cats lie.Kate Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16264845401051971403noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-82647473454844535232017-01-21T13:40:17.212-05:002017-01-21T13:40:17.212-05:00Dogs barking. Can't fly without umbrella.Dogs barking. Can't fly without umbrella.CynthiaMchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12175917641033760408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-40919926234383143602017-01-21T13:19:18.287-05:002017-01-21T13:19:18.287-05:00Dog, "I Love your ability to bedazzle and dom...Dog, "I Love your ability to bedazzle and dominate"<br /><br />Cat, "I Love your ability to ingratiate and love unconditionally"<br /><br />Dog, "we're talking about humans.....right?"<br />Kate Higginshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09861373649696211491noreply@blogger.com